Recipe for a HUSBAND

Ingredients:
4 1/2 cups of patience

3 cups of love

2 1/2 cups of passion

2 cups of forgiving

1 1/2 cups of fun

1 well worn pair of jeans

1 old baseball cap

1 old college tee

1 cup of ambition

3 cups of intelligent

2 1/2 cups willingness to help

3 odd socks off the floor

1 big soft easy chair

1 large TV

Several hours of ball games

Mix all ingredients well and pour into a home. Add a pinch of stubborn and a dash of mad. Sprinkle liberally with humor and serve with warm embraces.